The necessary fine print aka. NON- FICTION:
I provide a legitimate and legal service of my discreet location disclosure, see and
read my entire website for details. I do not ever charge for sex or have sex for money or partake of any illegal activity.
Any money exchange is for the disclosure of my discreet location only. Anything else that may or may not occur is a matter
of personal choice between two consenting adults of legal age and is not a part of this or any monetary or illegal negotiation,
nor is it contracted for, neither is it intimated to be contracted for in any matter. This is not an offer of prostitution.
This is NOT a solicitation for prostitution. The top portion of this web page
and it's depictions is meant to entertain and may be fictional. Anything that may be construed as having any type
of prurient connotation is coincidental and unintended. Anything that may be construed as graphic or explicit by the reader/viewer
is done for entertainment purposes only. Top portion of this page is a fantasy and fictional, this disclaimer is non-fiction.
I am unable to see anyone who does not read, understand and agree to the terms of this website
and disclaimer.
By contacting me at the telephone number listed herein you contractually agree to the terms contained
in this website disclaimer, further, you affirm that you are not affiliated with any type of law enforcement or investigation
or not any type of informant.
You further agree to keep the details of our encounter private. I promise to keep
details private as well.
I have previously been victim (without proof) to law enforcement officers, working together,
that were dishonest. A/V in use at all times and adult movies are constantly playing.
I do not participate in any illegal activities and do not charge for sex.
If I have sex it is always free.
The charge for missed,
cancelled or otherwise unpaid location disclosure/appointments is $200.00 plus any and all collection costs.
Please
do not call me if there is a chance you could be called into work, have a sudden death in your family, go quail hunting with
the vice president or have a car wreck while masterbating yourself on the way here. These are some of the favorite excuses
of time wasters, people with cold feet and miscellaneous and sundry assholes.
Your contacting me constitutes complete acceptance
of these terms and conditions.
Kindnesses are appreciated by everyone, rudeness is unnecessary and is common among
the lower class.
Please don't waste my time. I promise I won't waste yours. Hope to see you soon!
Kisses
and licks,
Delilah
